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Case closed, case solved, let me boot up Doom again. You won’t find a damn person in the whole game, because they have all gone to the rapture. So, what do you do in Everybody Rock Your Body? You walk, you watch the story unfold (with no degree of player input or interactivity whatsoever), and you have to solve the following mystery: where did all the inhabitants of a village in rural England go? Well, thanks to the developers’ genious decision, you don’t even need to play the damn thing in order to solve this mystery. Plus, the hidden Silent Hills trailer was also a bonus feature. is that the setting and tone were so well done that made the game a truly remarkable and terrifying experience. is another example of a game in which, in paper, wasn’t supposed to be good: all you do is walk in a circular corridor. The Stanley Parable is one of the most original and hilarious games I have ever played, a game that managed to introduce such a great level of interactivity even though all you do is walk.

Now, let me clarify that I have nothing against walking sims in general, as there are some great examples of games from that genre that are actually truly remarkable experiences. Yes, Everybody Hates Chris is a walking simulator, like the bagillions of artsy IPs that have flooded the market over the past years. What really infuriates me about this game is about everything that has to do with the core principles of gaming itself. Technically wise, I cannot complain much about it: its visuals are indeed pretty good, its soundtrack is okay and the voice acting is well done (even though I have no idea of what they are talking about, given the storytelling). It is more of a severely disappointing and infuriating experience than just a broken mess. Rapture, you’re next.Įverybody’s Gone to the Rapture isn’t that kind of bad game that is actually fun to bash, like Pimp My Ride or E.T. The result was so sad and disappointing that I had to share my sorrows with the global population of the World Wibe Web. Not knowing much about it, besides being a so-called “walking simulator”, I decided to download it and give it a shot, mainly for pure curiosity. We entered November of 2016 and Sony graced us with its mighty benevolence and gave us Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture for “free”. Time to revive an older article from the older site! Here’s a Cream of the Crap article, dedicated to those games so bad they deserve an entire post about their achievement

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